The Dyke Whisperer http://the-dyke-whisperer.com/blog Advice for the Post-Modern Lesbian Fri, 04 Dec 2009 23:42:27 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Rhetorical Questions Here's some rhetorical questions concerning a situation that most of us either have faced or will face: How long before we let what once was a spectacular, fulfilling relationship go on before we finally pull the plug? How many chances do we either extend to ,or accept from, the woman who was ... http://the-dyke-whisperer.com/blog/2009/12/04/rhetorical-questions/ Never Too Late This morning, Meredith Baxter announced on the Today show that she was a lesbian. Rumors had circulated for years. The announcement came after The National Enquirer printed an article that she had been vacationing "on a lesbian cruise." "I guess I wanted to... say that I'm a lesbian," Baxter revealed. "It was ... http://the-dyke-whisperer.com/blog/2009/12/02/never-too-late/ The Call of the Wild I never got over the feeling of being in a crowded, electric dance-club. The lights, pounding bass, eye-catching flesh. Being in the perfect state of buzzed, happy, and dancing. Physics on an interpersonal level. Action. Friction. The music. And what the music would make me do. I used to be a DJ. I ... http://the-dyke-whisperer.com/blog/2009/12/01/the-call-of-the-wild/ Nutjobs From a Saturday night conversation: "If you haven't dated at least one nutjob, you have NEVER set foot inside a lesbian bar." ***** NEW POST ***** If you haven't already seen it, check out The Dyke Whisperer's New Contributor at: Life in the Fast Lane http://the-dyke-whisperer.com/blog/2009/11/30/nutjobs/ Yes, Virginia, There is a Thanksgiving Dear Dyke Whisperer, My family lives in Virginia. I moved to Florida to go to school and now I work here. I have always gone back to Virginia for Thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter, and other holidays. I have recently (two weeks ago) started dating a girl who is beautiful but may be ... http://the-dyke-whisperer.com/blog/2009/11/25/yes-virginia-there-is-a-thanksgiving/ Miserable Dear Dyke Whisperer, I have fallen in love with a girl who is not romantically attracted to me. She doesn't see me that way. We get along and we enjoy spending time together. Meanwhile, I get to watch her chase other girls. She knows how I feel about her because I ... http://the-dyke-whisperer.com/blog/2009/11/24/miserable/ DON’T CHEAT Let me be clear: DON'T CHEAT. Just don't do it. Break up with your girlfriend/partner/wife BEFORE pursuing another woman. IS THAT CLEAR ENOUGH? No excuse. There's just no excuse. And, if you're caught, you deserve what you get. You really do. ***** NEW POST ***** If you haven't already seen it, check out ... http://the-dyke-whisperer.com/blog/2009/11/23/dont-cheat/ Letting Go You want your current girlfriend to hate you -- REALLY hate you? Then pursue another woman, begin a relationship with that woman, and THEN break up with your girlfriend. Please ... break up with her if you don't want her. Don't tolerate her presence until you firmly have your disgusting hands on the ... http://the-dyke-whisperer.com/blog/2009/11/13/letting-go/ Fuck Cancer … Again Less than two weeks ago, a friend texted me the news that lab results of a biopsy indicated that she had cancerous cells in her body. The entire process was scary and stressful, as you either know or can imagine. This past Friday, as I reminisced with an old friend about ... http://the-dyke-whisperer.com/blog/2009/11/10/fuck-cancer-again/ Too Long Lesbians take too long breaking up.  When it's over, it's over. The desperate, angry attempts to sustain a dead relationship kill the possibility of a friendship. If you're fighting to keep a relationship alive, it's the wrong relationship. http://the-dyke-whisperer.com/blog/2009/11/09/too-long/