Self-Infidelity?

Dear Dyke Whisperer, I admitted to my girlfriend of six months that I occasionally masturbate after she asked. She became furious and then upset. She basically accused me of cheating on her. She is often gone for a week at a time (or longer) because of her job. What do you think?

BB in Costa Mesa

Dear BB,

I think I might have to revise my Top Five Warning Signs That a Woman is a Psycho list. I think your girlfriend has serious control, self-confidence, and self-esteem issues. Sounds like a real winner!

I really don’t know what to tell you other than good luck with your crazy girlfriend.

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