The Dyke Whisperer

Dear Dyke Whisperer, I am a loyal reader. You often mention “psychos.” Unfortunately, my last two girlfriends have turned out to be complete psychos after appearing, at first, to be normal. How can you tell EARLY in a relationship if a woman is psycho?

Twice Bitten in San Diego

Dear Bitten,

Here are the Top Five Warning Signs That a Woman is a Psycho:

1. Says “I Love You” to you within 2 weeks of meeting/starting to date you
2. INSISTS on always driving you anywhere and everywhere — including insisting on picking you up (unless you have no car) — from the first date
3. MUST know where you are at all times (often disguised as “I just wanted to hear your voice/tell you I love you” phone calls)
4. HATES one (or more) of your closest friends instantaneously
5. ALWAYS portrays herself as the victim in break-ups, yet is ultra-aggressive

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