Trouble is in the Wind
Dear Dyke Whisperer, I cannot talk to my friends or family about this. Fact is, a have a problem with flatulence. It is a serious problem that I’ve had since I can remember. I almost want to take up smoking so that I have a reason to go outside when the urge overcomes me. I looked it up on some medical websites, and now I’m just freaked out. How can I have a steady girlfriend when I have such a disgusting problem?
Pathetic in Dayton
Dear Dayton,
First, talk to a pharmacist. They dispense free advice, and there may be an over-the-counter solution to your problem.
Second, after doing some Web research, make some dietary changes. Experiment. Different people digest food differently.
Third, you must, at this time, KNOW what foods trigger a particularly explosive “attack.” Don’t eat these foods when you’re going to be social.
Fourth, see a nutritionist. You may have an issue involving digestive enzymes.
Fifth, see a doctor if you STILL have this problem.
For now, frequent outdoor events and move around a lot.
