The Dyke Whisperer

Dear Dyke Whisperer, Can a 42-year-old high powered and accomplished CFO of a Fortune 500 firm find happiness with a 23-year-old waitress?

Crazed in Manhattan

Dear Crazed,

Temporary happiness? Absolutely.

Long-term happiness? Doubtful.

She’ll be able to entertain you, and that brings happiness. She’ll be able to excite you, and that brings happiness. She’ll likely worship you, and that might bring happiness to you. You’ll be able to spoil her, and that might bring happiness. She’ll be able to pose as a trophy wife, and that might bring happiness.

Will she be able to comfort you completely? Probably not. Will she be able to ever be your equal? Probably not. Will you be angry if she ever challenges you? Probably.

Short-term: have fun. Long-term: some difficult situations will appear, but all relationships face difficult situations.

I invite you to review an earlier entry.

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