Smitten
Dear Dyke Whisperer, I met a young woman at a bar on Saturday night. I have to admit that we were both drunk. I know that I might be misreading the events of that night, but, if I’m not, we had the best chemistry on the face of the earth. We exchanged cell numbers by calling each other while we were sitting at the table. I want SO badly to call this woman, but I don’t know what to say, and I don’t want to mess up. What do I do?
Nervously Excited in Corpus Christi
Dear Excited,
Text her.
“Hello, this is ____________. We spoke at ____________ Saturday night. I enjoyed chatting with you and hope we can talk again soon.”
Her response (or lack thereof) will clue you in on her perception of you and your conversation.