Response to Co-Worker
Dear Dyke Whisperer, My smart-ass co-worker says it’s better to be straight than gay. I know she’s kidding but would like some sort of reply to her. I’m not a very clever person. I’m more of a “numbers” type. Thanks.
Kim in Spokane
Dear Kim,
The rain here has dampened my synapses a bit, but here you go:
The 10 Top Reasons Why It’s Better to be a Lesbian:
10. We can excel in academics and get dates.
9. We can excel at sports and get dates.
8. We can go to the gym, laundromat, or take out the trash without applying makeup.
7. We can order the food we actually want on dates.
6. We can wear sensible shoes (or fancy cowboy boots) if we want to.
5. We can always be as tough or as sensitive as we want or need to be.
4. We never have to answer the question, ”Was it good for you?”
3. Although lesbian assholes are more difficult to detect, there are less of them.
2. Nothing important ever gets flaccid (and stays flaccid) at critical moments.
1. Love-making can — and does — last for hours at a time. Consistently. For real.
