The Dyke Whisperer

Next week, starting May 5, before I begin celebrating Cinco de Mayo, I will begin a series on coming out. This is a serious topic, and I will be as serious as I can be, considering the wonderful weather we’ve been having, the effect that Spring in general has on me, and the fact that I really can’t be serious for long (personality defect).

We will discuss coming out to friends, coming out at work, and coming out to family. I receive several e-mail messages every week that involve the coming out process.

I wish you all the best as always and hope that you enjoy your weekend.

True Bisexuals (see post of 4/28/2008 for working definition)? There’s no way to spot them. Here’s a case where it’s almost a necessity to be out or extremely outgoing to establish a romantic / sexual connection. You must listen for cues. You must assume a passive posture until you know for certain that she’s a “true bisexual.” Some lesbians assume most “true bisexuals” are straight women. Don’t assume anything: again, LISTEN. Proceed with deliberation.

Sport Bisexuals (see post of 4/28/2008 for working definition)? These women are EASY to spot. They are social creatures by nature so they will frequent your neighborhood bars and coffee-shops. Look for them to be active in the afternoon and evening, as well as the late-night hours. They just need to be around people.

“Sport Bisexual” women cannot contain their sexuality. Their anecdotes, jokes, comments, clothes ALL scream sex. They’re constantly commenting about the waitresses breasts or the hot guy at the next table. Their internal and external environments are usually ALWAYS revolving on real or perceived sexual cues.  If you are interested, proceed with caution until you are certain that this is indeed a “sport bisexual” and not a “pathetic bisexual” putting on a good performance for a male.