Alone Time
So, we’ve established the existence of The Vibe and the presence of a Vibe-Worthy lesbian. Now what?
You must let her think she’s leading this dance: she must feel a sense of control. It’s a new experience for her. She’s excited, she’s “vibing,” but she’s also scared.
She must believe that you are a willing accomplice. The LAST thing a straight woman wants is to be rejected by a lesbian. This always leads to extreme bitterness and, sometimes, to a general hatred of all lesbians. You’ve probably run into these rejected women at gay bars, as they cling to gay guys and angrily glare at any lesbians.
If she insinuates a desire (or asks you outright) for lunch or dinner, suggest a new restaurant or a restaurant she’s never been to where you are a regular. Conversation with her — which you should attempt to memorize because this information and the fact that you’ve been listening will make you seem ultra-conscientious and differentiate you further from men — should have clued you in to which are her favorite and most frequently visited restaurants. DON’T CHOOSE THESE.
If you choose one of YOUR regular venues, get there early and inform the waiter/waitress what you are trying to do. Pre-tip him/her (minimum of $20, in addition to the tip at the end of the meal). Depending on the personality of the straight woman, have the wait-person give you the most secluded spot available and agree to treat you like you’re the kindest, most personable lez-pimp in the galaxy. Keep your nosy buddies away: they will hinder your efforts here. The focus MUST BE ON HER AT ALL TIMES. Laughing and talking with your buddies about how drunk you were “the other night” will be a turn-off.
Now, after one or two innocent meals apart from any friends, you MUST get her alone. The more alone, the better and easier it will be for you. An ideal case is helping her move. Just you and the straight woman alone in a place that she is familiar with. BINGO!
Similarly, helping her with some project, whether it’s fixing a plumbing problem or helping her hang wallpaper, gives you alone-time. That’s what you’re looking for: being alone IN A PLACE WHERE SHE’S COMFORTABLE. DON’T INVITE HER TO YOUR PLACE UNLESS SHE EXPLICITLY SAYS SHE WANTS TO GO. EVEN THEN, DON’T MAKE A FIRST PHYSICAL MOVE AT YOUR PLACE, UNLESS SHE TELLS YOU TO. YOU WILL BE MUCH MORE SUCCESSFUL, MUCH MORE QUICKLY IF YOU ARE ALONE AT HER PLACE.
Tomorrow, I’ll discuss the physical aspects of the seduction of a straight woman, i.e., how to initiate it while making her think she’s initiating it and what to do when it’s time to get down to business (pun intended).
Personal Note: I look forward to meeting some of my Austin readers tonight at Shady Grove!
