The Dyke Whisperer

Dear Dyke Whisperer,

Please help me win a bet. I bet my girlfriend that if I asked you to name the five most beautiful women that we would have at least two names in common. How about it? Who do you think are the five most beautiful women right now?

Curious in Colorado

Dear Curious,

I don’t think I’ll be able to help you win this bet. There is no accounting for taste, and no possible way to determine a woman’s beauty from pictures in glossy magazines. Make-up artists, personal stylists, Photoshop, surgeons, certain narcotics (in moderation) – all enhance the physical beauty of Hollywood starlets and the glamorous women of the Internet gossip sites.

I will, however, fulfill your request and provide a list of the five most beautiful women. I present them to you in no particular order:

1. Your first love
2. Your current infatuation (also your partner if you’re lucky)
3. The woman you talked to that one night years ago in a bar/club/coffeehouse; however, she had to leave with her friends and you never saw her again
4. A woman who you see every so often, but you don’t know if she’s a lesbian
5. A woman that you know is a lesbian, but, for whatever reason (shyness, location, relationship status), you “can’t” communicate with her

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