How may I serve you? All of us need advice every once in a while. It makes us feel better when we discard it and do what we want to anyway. If you find yourself in an enigmatic relationship, in a professional pickle, in limbo with a woman of indeterminate sexual orientation, or seemingly incapable of making a love connection, I invite you to access my personal database of relationships, both bizarre and sublime. E-mail your questions / comments / topics to firstname.lastname@example.org
What qualifies me to be The Dyke Whisperer?
A sense of humor
A sense of optimism
The ability to learn from my many, many mistakes
The ability to learn from the mistakes of my friends