Advice for the Post-Modern Lesbian

How may I serve you?
All of us need advice every once in a while. It makes us feel better when
we discard it and do what we want to anyway. If you find yourself in an
enigmatic relationship, in a professional pickle, in limbo with a woman of
indeterminate sexual orientation, or seemingly incapable of making a love
connection, I invite you to access my  personal database of relationships,
both bizarre and sublime. E-mail your questions / comments / topics to

What qualifies me to be The Dyke Whisperer?
A sense of humor
A sense of optimism
The ability to learn from my many, many mistakes
The ability to learn from the mistakes of my friends
I figured out how to set up a website